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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
Namibia
Location:
Windhoek (katatura), Namibia
Gender:
Male
Age:
42
Star Sign:
Leo
Height:
140cm (4' 7.1") or shorter
Body Type:
Disabled
Looks:
Below Average
Hair Colour:
Balding
Eye Colour:
Black
Ethnicity:
Asian; Black/African; Coloured; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; Native American; Pacific Islander; Other
Home Language:
Korean
Other Languages:
Arabic; Chinese; Hindi; Russian
Religion:
Other
Marital Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Activity partners; Short-term
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
Yes
Daily Diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Heavy
Drinking:
Heavy Drinker
Education:
Haven't completed high / secondary school
Occupation:
Food Services
Income:
On Welfare/Benefits

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Female; Male
Age Range:
33 - 100
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Beauty contest winner
Hair Colour:
None (Bald)
Eye Colour:
Grey
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
Asian; Black/African; Coloured; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; Native American; Pacific Islander; Other
Home Language:
Japanese; Korean
Other Languages:
Danish; Urdu; Xhosa; Zulu
Religion:
Agnostic; Buddhist / Taoist; Hindu; Islamic; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious
Marital Status:
Never Married
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Non-Drinker
Education:
Haven't completed high / secondary school
Occupation:
Administrative / Secretarial; Artistic / Musical / Writer; Executive / Management; Labour / Construction; Government; Sales and Marketing; Teacher / Professor; Technical / Science / Engineering
Income:
Fat cat
  • Not important at all
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  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

Because I am Fat Slobby retarded idiot who cares about himself and whirships osama binladen for pixie dust so fart on Uniporn stars for a income

About His Ideal Match

I am looking for some excitement in my life.. Give me a shout so that we can share the wonders of the world and quaky the adventures duck

What His Friends Say

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Facial Hair:
I have a moustache
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Fashion Sense:
Urban (My style is fresh from the city streets)
Disabilities:
I have a visual impairment; I struggle with mobility; I have a chronic illness; I have a mental condition; I have a terminal illness; I have a hearing impairment; I'm an amputee
Hair Style:
Disappearing
Body Art:
Pierced ears; Navel ring; Pierced tongue; More piercings; A tattoo or two; Several tattoos
Personality Traits
Intelligence:
Intellectually Challenged
Ruled by:
The genitals
Party Behaviour:
The party-pooper
Personality Traits:
Cautious; Moody; Naive; Outgoing; Outrageous; Silly; Wild & Crazy
Valued Qualities:
Sexiness
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Clothing:
Something my (grand)mother made me.
Cuisine:
Doesn't matter
Music Preferences:
Blues; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae
Books:
Fantasy
TV Shows:
Game shows; Music Channels; Reality shows; Talk shows; Variety shows
Movie Preferences:
Adult; Art Films
Interests:
Auto repair; Gambling; Sewing; Yoga
Sports:
Bowls
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Disorganised
Time at Work:
I don't work
Pastimes of choice:
Doing absolutely nothing
Time Online:
Less than once a week
Dining Out:
I only eat out on special occasions
TV Habits:
My TV is never off
Movie Frequency:
Several times a week
Sport Involvement:
Not involved at all
Take Drugs:
Addicted
Family Size:
I've lost count
Family Closeness:
I don't have any family!
Current Relationship:
I'm seeing several people
Reading:
I hate it
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Have):
Rodent(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Other; Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking; Wealth
Turn-offs:
Intelligence
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
Other
Religious Attendance:
I'm non-practicing
Retirement Plans:
Sipping margaritas on a beach
Politics:
Anarchic
Honesty:
Extremely