kliz

33 – Johannesburg (Randburg), Gauteng, South Africa

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Johannesburg (Randburg), Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
33
Star Sign:
Sagittarius
Height:
170cm (5' 6.9")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Black
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Other
Other Languages:
English
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Occasional
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Technical Diploma
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Engineering
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Randburg (Gauteng, South Africa)
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
22 - 27
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Moderately important
Ethnicity:
Asian; Coloured; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Other; Mixed
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Relationship Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

I have a good sense of humor,very honest,hardworking and loyal.

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

Do you cry under water?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"


Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."


Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

About His Ideal Match

She should look after herself and should be confident and open minded,funny,honest,adventurous,and she must know how to cook!!

What His Friends Say

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Short
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Disabilities:
I have none
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
A cruiser
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite Clothing:
Shorts & a T-shirt
Favourite Colour:
Orange
Leisure & Entertainment
Reading:
I'm not keen
TV Habits:
I mostly use my TV for news or sport
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the couch
Food
Cooking:
I cook rather than starve
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a week
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Time Online:
I check in once a day
Take Drugs:
Socially
Family Size:
I've got a sister
Family Closeness:
We're dysfunctional
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Turn-ons:
Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Sarcasm; Thrill seeking
The Deep Stuff
Religious Attendance:
Never
Retirement Plans:
Sipping margaritas on a beach
Honesty:
Extremely