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Bernard_Black

49 – Merton (Morden) [SW19], London, England

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Online: More than 6 months ago

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About Him

Country of Origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Merton (Morden) [SW19], London, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
49
Star Sign:
Scorpio
Height:
6' 3" (191cm)
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Above Average
Hair Colour:
Balding
Eye Colour:
Hazel
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Ask me later
Other Languages:
None
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Regular Drinker
Education:
Bachelors degree
Occupation:
Administrative / Secretarial
Income:
Solvent

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Within 10 miles of postcode district SE1 (London)
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
33 - 43
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
5' 6" (167cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Decidedly important
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Spiritual, but not religious; Other
Relationship Status:
Single; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker
Education:
Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

This is the last time I attempt to use a dating site before going the whole hog and offering Amazon vouchers to go out with me. Come on someone, save me 3.50. Soooo... I love the autumn, crisp mornings and evenings with golden syrup skies and the promise of winter. Crunchy leaves, fireworks, bonfires... it's so much better than that lousy sunshine stuff they keep piping in mid-year. I enjoy cooking, playing board games with friends, I mistrust people who view travel as Better Than Anything Else, and I look askance at people Who Do Too Much Capitalisation. Ooops. Now I've got to look askance at myself. I'll probably put my back out.

Anywhoo, getting back on topic, I'm very tall, have a sense of humour blacker than a miner's armpit, and a heart bigger than a whale condom (for those who've read Moby Dick, that is - see, this isn't just a profile, this is cultured profile. Now I'm doing M&S adverts...). I'm hugely creative, and in my past lives I have been a reviews journalist (paid to watch Buffy, basically), a short-story and sketch writer, an amateur film-maker, and DVD product manager. When I say "past lives", I mean past jobs, it's not like I was Cleopatra or Napoleon or something. Or was I? That might explain my frequent urge to annex France.

I find the world engaging mysterious and would love to share that perspective with someone who can laugh without surgery.

About His Ideal Match

Ah, romantic, warm, charming... Are just three words with an "r" in them. For more, check out this week's Sesame Street.

I'm 6' 3", and do have trouble with people who come up to my belly button. So sorry, no navel officers please. It is vitally, vitally important you have a long coat to go leaf-shushing in. Otherwise, hair is good (preferably enough for both of us). A love of TV comedy (including the old guard like Morecambe & Wise, The Goodies, Dad's Army) is useful, especially if you want to get half my jokes. Someone creative would be preferable as that tends to be where my heart and soul reside. Oh, and if you're any good at pub trivia machines then we could take them to the cleaners. Well, you have to, they're generally filthy.

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Disappearing
Disabilities:
I have none
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality Traits:
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Mild; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Silly
Valued Qualities:
Humour; Sexiness
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Electronic Dance Music; Folk; Heavy Metal; Instrumental; New Age; Rock
Reading:
I enjoy it
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; Mystery; Sci-Fi
TV Habits:
I watch a few favourite shows each week
TV Shows:
Action / Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Dramas; Nature / Wildlife; News; Sci-Fi
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie Preferences:
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Sci-Fi
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Computer & video games; Computer programming; Cooking; Making Music; Photography; Reading; Surfing the Internet; Writing books
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the couch
Sports:
American Football; Backgammon; Bowling; Chess; Cricket; Darts; Motorsport; Snooker; Squash
Food
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Food:
Chinese; Doesn't matter; Fast food; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Thai; Vietnamese
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Pursuing a hobby
Time Online:
I'm on several hours a day
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got a brother
Family Closeness:
We're average
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like them Well Done ;)
Pets (Dislike):
Cat(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Flirting; Intelligence; Sarcasm
Turn-offs:
Dancing; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking
The Deep Stuff
Religious Attendance:
Rarely
Dream Home:
Castle in Scotland
Politics:
Liberal
Retirement Plans:
Finally writing that novel
Honesty:
Extremely