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36 – Midrand, Gauteng, South Africa

So a priest walks into a bar with a duck under one arm and a poodle under the other..

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
United States
Location:
Midrand, Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
36
Star Sign:
Sagittarius
Height:
191cm (6' 3.2")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair Colour:
Light Brown
Eye Colour:
Hazel
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious
Marital Status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Yes
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Occasional
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Postgraduate degree
Occupation:
Other
Income:
Enough

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Central & Western Gauteng (Gauteng, South Africa)
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
26 - 35
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
168cm (5' 6.1") - 210cm (6' 10.7") or taller
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Large; Curvaceous; Full figured
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Non-negotiable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Spiritual, but not religious; Other
Marital Status:
Never Married; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker; Heavy Drinker
Education:
Current University / College Student; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

..and the bartender says "aren't you supposed to be writing about yourself for an online meeting service?"

Pretty much, if you do not have the sense of humor to laugh or crack a smile at the headline and first sentence; then move along. I enjoy life, do what I want, and laugh. I love people and shenanigans. I live on the beach in Mozambique and work in a diving and eco-tourism business. I have recently moved to Africa and am involved in a business that has me going between SA and Mozambique regularly.

I am from Texas originally, and have always felt the South African and Texan cultures, values, and recreation to be some of the most similar in the world. Laughter is the most important thing to me and I have been told that there is not a serious bone in my body. I have a stress free mentality towards life and tend to stay away from people that must create drama give their own lives meaning. I have worked all over the world and enjoyed the lifestyle and meeting new people and cultures. I am open for anything, as long as it gets a good laugh from everyone.

I know what I want and more importantly, what I don't. If things work then laugh and move forward; if not, then laugh and go separate directions.

About His Ideal Match

My ideal match must be educated and have a sense of humor. Sense of humor is key as there are too many things around us to laugh at instead of being angry at them (i.e. someone that makes a joke at traffic instead of yelling curses into the air). I am a tall guy, so tall women are preferred. The rest of the physical traits do not matter as long as there is mutual attraction to go along with the laughter.

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Facial Hair:
I have a moustache
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Disabilities:
I have none
Hair Style:
Short
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Goofy
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Party Behaviour:
An exhibitionist
Personality Traits:
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Outspoken; Realistic
Valued Qualities:
Compassion; Friendliness; Humour; Patience
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Clothing:
I'm most comfortable naked
Date Activities:
A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks
Music Preferences:
Blues; Country & Western; Folk; Heavy Metal; Rock
Books:
Business; History; Non-fiction
Movie Preferences:
Comedy; Drama
Sports:
American Football; Rugby; Scuba diving
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Time at Work:
I DO have a bed in my office!
Cooking:
I cook rather than starve
Current Relationship:
I'm separated
Reading:
It's just OK
The Deep Stuff
Religious Attendance:
Doesn't apply
Honesty:
Extremely