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Modified: More than 6 months ago

Online: More than 6 months ago

About Her

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Randburg (Northcliff), Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age:
54
Star Sign:
Virgo
Height:
175cm (5' 8.9")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Very Attractive
Hair Colour:
Black
Eye Colour:
Blue
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Ask me later
Marital Status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Open to possibilities
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Regular
Drinking:
Non-Drinker
Education:
Postgraduate degree
Occupation:
Ask me later
Income:
Ask me later

About Her Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age Range:
49 - 56
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Decidedly important
Ethnicity:
Asian; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Mixed
Home Language:
Afrikaans; English
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist
Marital Status:
Never Married; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Occasional; Regular
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Comfortable
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About Her

I have loved being single for a long time. Until a recent vivid and extremely disturbing dream about Gordon Ramsey brought me to a moment of tremendous epiphany. Now, ever the optimist, I want all the benefits of a romantic partnership without any of the drama that accompanies such a set-up. So, here follow ten facts that I urge you to pay meticulous attention to before making contact with me
ONE I seek regular male companionship. I worry a little bit that this will dull my edge. I like flirting in the traffic. I love living on the edge. I adore bad men. Up to now, I have preferred bad married men. However, I have decided to set my little bit of worry aside in a quest to find a bad, unmarried man and try this unfamiliar thing called monogamy. Monogamy. Never marriage
TWO I do not want to live with you
THREE I don't need your money. And I will not monopolise your time
FOUR I am clever. I'm articulate, well-read and opinionated. I will not defer to your supposed superior wisdom. But I will absolutely respect your point of view on most things... as I expect you to respect mine
FIVE I'm probably a lot like you. A bit ridiculous in my egocentricity
SIX I do not care at all what you look like. Within reason, of course. I would not care much for you if you looked like Shrek. For a woman as gorgeous as I am, my lack of regard for masculine beauty surprises even me sometimes. A girl, after all, does not want to waste her time on a man who never has to t-r-y
SEVEN I do not drink. Not even on New Year's Eve
EIGHT I smoke. I have no intention of stopping. Smoking in my house is compulsory. In your house, I will smoke outside
NINE I am able to identify every single South African bird that has ever chirped or spread its wings over a beach, a mountain, a lake, a garden or a stretch of pristine bushveld
TEN I do not care at all for flashy, expensive things. This includes mansions, motor vehicles and mobile telephones. I do, however, like flowers and puppies a lot

About Her Ideal Match

You are not a war-crazed former Iraqi mercenary who proudly claims to have killed hundreds of people and to be deadly accurate at 200 metres with an R8 assault rifle. Neither are you a pathologically jealous electric fence installation chap who fits cameras in my bedroom ceiling. You are not a Scientologist or other religious nutter. You are not one of those men who SAY they want a strong, independent, financially secure, libidinous, outspoken woman but who actually in their small, secret, grimy little hearts want the complete opposite of such a beast. You are not rebounding faster and harder than Graeme Smith after ankle surgery. Or after Minki. You do not want a woman to admire whatever vehicle(s) you belt down the William Nicol highway in. You do not under any circumstances sms me pictures of those parts of your body you would normally only show to your doctor. You never douse yourself in aftershave. You would rather contract head lice than be seen in public in a red shirt with a black tie. The only thing you enjoy more than sweating is scrubbing yourself clean at the end of a tough day and getting the grime out from under your fingernails. You are not a racist bigot, sexist, anti-Semite or homophobe. You laugh a lot and you have a terrific feel for the ironic. You don't spend every waking hour whining interminably about crime, rhino poaching, the economy and what a dreadful place South Africa is. You are not one of those tedious fresh air fanatics who cannot abide smoking. You are not in the 45 plus age range, yet desperately seeking a woman aged somewhere between puberty and 25 because you understand how truly pitiful and pathetic this makes you look. While you may sport a little skin ink, you are not covered in tattoos from head to toe. That bit plumb centre between head and toe, particularly, is not tattooed. It's especially not tattooed to resemble a one-eyed green mamba.
If this description fits you, please make contact instantly. If not, please refer me to your buddies. Thank you

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Disabilities:
I have none
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Favourite Colour:
Green
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Feelings about using love2meet:
Jaded