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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Randburg, Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
50
Star Sign:
Scorpio
Height:
183cm (6' 0.0")
Body Type:
Slim
Looks:
Average
Hair Colour:
Light Brown
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans; Spanish
Religion:
Other
Marital Status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Teacher / Professor
Income:
On Welfare/Benefits

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
30 - 56
Star Sign:
Taurus; Gemini; Cancer; Pisces
Height:
150cm (4' 11.1") - 209cm (6' 10.3")
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox
Marital Status:
Never Married; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian
Smoking:
Non-Smoker; Occasional
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker
Education:
Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Administrative / Secretarial; Artistic / Musical / Writer; Food Services; Labour / Construction; Medical / Dental; Retired; Sales and Marketing; Self-employed; Student; Teacher / Professor; Technical / Science / Engineering; Transportation; Agriculture
Income:
On Welfare/Benefits; Struggling; Solvent; Enough; Comfortable
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

Women should get to know me because I am desperate. I've been on this site for months and got nowhere with anybody. I'm thinking of becoming gay instead.

I have a lovely warm home. I love entertaining people there.
I don't have any friends but if I did, they'd describe me as a person they don't like or someone they don't want to hang out with.

I love animals and women..especially animals. So I don't know why they don't like me.

I don't have a photo because I look just like the default picture. My body also looks ok except I look like I've been in the sun.

I love cooking, scientific work in my lab and playing around with my fork. I'm hoping to find women on this site who don't mind experimental work.

About His Ideal Match

What type are you to get on with me?

You should be hot, tough and pink in colour. You should be extremely patient and tolerant. You should be christian or something like that, who believe in retribution, eye for an eye, etc. You should be able to look the other way if I'm busy with something anti social or illegal. Especially if you're unwillingly or unwittingly involved.

I don't care about your education, we won't have time for intellectual pursuits such as talking. In fact, the only thing I need are for you to be not too heavy so I can carry you when necessary.

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Facial Hair:
None / not applicable
Body Hair:
Light
Fashion Sense:
Classic (My tastes echo long-established norms)
Disabilities:
I have none
Hair Style:
Short
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party Behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality Traits:
Outrageous
Valued Qualities:
Compassion; Honesty; Humility; Patience; Tolerance
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Gold
Favourite Clothing:
A leather biker's jacket
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Cuisine:
Chinese; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Sushi; Thai
Music Preferences:
Classical; Heavy Metal; Rock
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Fiction
TV Shows:
Comedy/Sit-coms; Movie Channels
Movie Preferences:
Art Films; Comedy
Interests:
Acting; Making Music; Reading; Writing books
Sports:
Camping; Canoeing; Cycling; Hiking; Horse Riding; Ice Skating; Mountain biking; Paddle surfing; Running; Sailing; Skiing; Surf skiing/kayaking; Surfing; Swimming; Walking; Water skiing
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Time Online:
I check in once a day
Cooking:
I cook rather than starve
Dining Out:
I eat out a few times a month
TV Habits:
I don't have a TV
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Sport Involvement:
An active participant
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family Closeness:
We're average
Current Relationship:
I'm single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm flexible
Reading:
There's nothing better
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Have):
Cat(s); Dog(s); Other
Turn-ons:
Dancing; Long hair; Skinny dipping
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
Work fewer hours
Dream Home:
Loft in the city
Religious Attendance:
Rarely
Retirement Plans:
Sailing the seven seas
Politics:
Moderate
Honesty:
Very