About Him
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Southern Suburbs, Cape Town, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
54 | |
Star Sign: |
Scorpio | |
Height: |
183cm (6' 0.0") | |
Body Type: |
Slim | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair Colour: |
Light Brown | |
Eye Colour: |
Brown | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Afrikaans; Spanish | |
Religion: |
Other | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
No | |
Want Children: |
Maybe | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
PhD / Post Doctoral | |
Occupation: |
Retired | |
Income: |
On Welfare/Benefits |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Southern Suburbs (Western Cape, South Africa) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
30 - 74 | ||
Star Sign: |
Cancer | ||
Height: |
150cm (4' 11.1") - 210cm (6' 10.7") or taller | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Not important at all | ||
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | ||
Home Language: |
English | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
No | ||
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian | ||
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker; Occasional | ||
Drinking: |
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker | ||
Education: |
Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral | ||
Occupation: |
Administrative / Secretarial; Artistic / Musical / Writer; Food Services; Labour / Construction; Medical / Dental; Retired; Sales and Marketing; Self-employed; Student; Teacher / Professor; Technical / Science / Engineering; Transportation; Agriculture | ||
Income: |
On Welfare/Benefits; Struggling; Solvent; Enough; Comfortable |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
In His Own Words
About Him
Women should get to know me because I am desperate. I've been on this site for months and got nowhere with anybody. I'm thinking of becoming gay instead.
I have a lovely warm home. I love entertaining people there.
I don't have any friends but if I did, they'd describe me as a person they don't like or someone they don't want to hang out with.
I love animals and women..especially animals. So I don't know why they don't like me.
I don't have a photo because everybody knows what i look like. But you can't see the horns. My body also looks ok except I look like I've been in the sun.
I love cooking, scientific work in my lab and playing around with my fork. I'm hoping to find women on this site who don't mind experimental work.
About His Ideal Match
What type are you to get on with me?
You should be hot, tough and pink in colour. You should be extremely patient and tolerant. You should be christian or something like that, who believe in retribution, eye for an eye, etc. You should be able to look the other way if I'm busy with something anti social or illegal. Especially if you're unwillingly or unwittingly involved.
I don't care about your education, we won't have time for intellectual pursuits such as talking. In fact, the only thing I need are for you to be not too heavy so I can carry you when necessary.
What His Friends Say
Sipho said...
Dylan. What can I say? Yes he's real. He's not married or anything. He's mostly honest and largely trustworthy. But you have to watch your back. You never know what he's up too until it's too late. Stay away. He's a lousy friend, my worst. I'm his best buddy, and this is unfortunately the best I can do. Imagine what others would say about him.
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Short |
Eyesight: |
I sometimes wear glasses |
Facial Hair: |
None |
Body Hair: |
Light |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Sense of Humour: |
Dry |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party Behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality Traits: |
Easy going; Mild; Realistic; Shy |
Valued Qualities: |
Compassion; Honesty; Humility; Patience; Tolerance |
Fashion Sense: |
Classic (My tastes echo long-established norms) |
Favourite Clothing: |
A leather biker's jacket |
Favourite Colour: |
Gold |
Date Activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach |
Music Preferences: |
Classical; Heavy Metal; Rock |
Reading: |
There's nothing better |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; Fiction |
TV Habits: |
I don't have a TV |
TV Shows: |
Comedy / Sit-coms; Movie Channels |
Movie Frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie Preferences: |
Art Films; Comedy |
Interests: |
Acting; Making Music; Reading; Writing books |
Sport Involvement: |
An active participant |
Sports: |
Camping; Canoeing; Cycling; Hiking; Horse Riding; Ice Skating; Mountain biking; Running; Sailing; Skiing; Surf skiing/kayaking; Surfing; Swimming; Walking; Water skiing |
Cooking: |
I cook rather than starve |
Food: |
Chinese; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Sushi; Thai |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Manageable |
Time at Work: |
I work a standard 40 hour week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Socialising with friends |
Time Online: |
I check in once a day |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've got brothers and sisters |
Family Closeness: |
We're average |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm flexible |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Have): |
Cat(s); Dog(s); Other |
Turn-ons: |
Dancing; Long hair; Skinny dipping |
Work Aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious Attendance: |
Rarely |
Dream Home: |
Loft in the city |
Politics: |
Moderate |
Retirement Plans: |
Sailing the seven seas |
Honesty: |
Very |
