Petardo

37 – Sandton (Bryanston), Gauteng, South Africa

Im ugly as hell, have the personality of a parktown prawn but Im sweet as salt.

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Modified: More than 6 months ago

Online: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Sandton (Bryanston), Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
37
Star Sign:
Scorpio
Height:
186cm (6' 1.2")
Body Type:
Stocky
Looks:
Beauty contest winner
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Ask me later
Other Languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Atheist
Marital Status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Heavy
Drinking:
Heavy Drinker
Education:
Technical Diploma
Occupation:
Other
Income:
Fat cat

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
Any
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Marital Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

Im funny and do the dishes. I can drink 15 cans of black label a day. For fun I sit in the corner of the room and rock back and forth while making clicking and grunting noises. When I get bored of doing that I go on the internet and look at pictures of cats sitting in boxes. Apart from that I am working on getting a patent for my invention, a remote control cat that you don't have to feed but it still works like a real cat.

About His Ideal Match

I really don't care how old you are, what color you are or how many wrinkles you have. Actually I like wrinkles. I also like people who drink ALOT, Im talking like wake up and crack open that Black Label. I like smokers too, smoking is fun.

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Facial Hair:
I have cool side burns
Body Hair:
Average
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Fashion Sense:
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional)
Disabilities:
I have a mental condition
Hair Style:
Wild
Body Art:
A tattoo or two
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Sophisticated
Intelligence:
Intellectually Challenged
Ruled by:
The heart
Party Behaviour:
The party-pooper
Personality Traits:
Wild & Crazy
Valued Qualities:
Humour
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Black
Favourite Clothing:
Something my (grand)mother made me.
Date Activities:
Meeting for coffee
Cuisine:
Doesn't matter
Music Preferences:
Heavy Metal
Books:
Non-fiction
TV Shows:
Cartoons
Movie Preferences:
Horror
Interests:
Gardening
Sports:
Table Tennis
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Disorganised
Time at Work:
I don't work
Pastimes of choice:
Gardening
Time Online:
I'm online more than I'm offline
Cooking:
I love it!
Dining Out:
I always cook at home
TV Habits:
I mostly use my TV for news or sport
Movie Frequency:
Never
Sport Involvement:
Bored to death
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Take Drugs:
Addicted
Family Size:
I've lost count
Family Closeness:
We're dysfunctional
Current Relationship:
I'm single
Willing to Relocate:
For the right person, to the moon!
Reading:
I hate it
Dietary Restrictions:
Other