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Goraan

27 – Roodepoort, Gauteng, South Africa

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Online: 16 March 2017

Modified: 16 March 2017

About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Roodepoort, Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
27
Star Sign:
Ask me later
Height:
186cm (6' 1.2")
Body Type:
Stocky
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans
Religion:
Ask me later
Marital Status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Occasional
Drinking:
Ask me later
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Engineering
Income:
Ask me later

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
18 - 30
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Any
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Changes Often; Greying; Grey; White
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
Asian; Latino/Hispanic; White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Marital Status:
Never Married; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian; Kosher; Halaal; Hindu diet
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
High / secondary school; Current University / College Student; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

This seems like an odd formality. We can all agree humans need contact, they need emotional bonds. The likelihood of a bond between people can't be determined by a bullet-point list.

What do you like? Do you like what I like? Differences in people breed conversation, learning, and understanding. These are the steps to cultivating a friendship.

I feel slightly insulted that my potential as a candidate on this site is reduced to answering standard questions in a way that is most appealing, statistically, to the masses who may, but probably won't, read my profile.

"Jaded and cynical our hero berates the internet for imposing quantifiable parameters to a complex structure of human interaction."

About His Ideal Match

Sentient.
Human.
Intelligent.
Ambitious.
Not the loch ness monster.


I don't know, I'm a profile not a cop, be whomever you want to be.

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Eyesight:
I wear glasses and contacts
Fashion Sense:
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels)
Disabilities:
I have none
Hair Style:
Out of control
Body Art:
A tattoo or two
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality Traits:
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Mild; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Silly
Valued Qualities:
Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Moderation; Patience
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Black
Favourite Clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Date Activities:
A movie; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee
Cuisine:
Doesn't matter
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Country & Western; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Folk; Heavy Metal; Instrumental; Jazz; Latin; New Age; Opera; Pop / Top 40; Punk; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae; Rock; World
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Best-sellers; Business; Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; History; Horror; Mystery; Non-fiction; Romance; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology; Travel
TV Shows:
Action/Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy/Sit-coms; Documentaries; Movie Channels; Music Channels; Nature/Wildlife; Sci-Fi
Movie Preferences:
Action; Art Films; Black & White / Silent; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Horror; Independent; Mystery; Sci-Fi; War
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Computer & video games; Computer programming; Cooking; Healthy living; Making Music; Photography; Reading; Singing; Writing poetry
Sports:
Body building; Bungee jumping; Camping; Canoeing; Chess; Extreme sports; Hiking; Ice Hockey; Ice Skating; Inline / Roller skating; Motorsport; Mountain biking; Rugby; Scuba diving; Weight training
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Hectic
Time at Work:
I should have a bed in my office
Pastimes of choice:
Reading a book
Time Online:
I'm online on weekdays only
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Dining Out:
I eat out a few times a month
TV Habits:
I watch a few favourite shows each week
Movie Frequency:
Once or twice a month
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the couch
Animals:
I like animals
Family Size:
I've got a sister
Family Closeness:
We're average
Current Relationship:
I'm single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Reading:
There's nothing better
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Dancing; Intelligence; Long hair; Sarcasm; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
Work fewer hours
Dream Home:
Cabin in the mountains
Religious Attendance:
Doesn't apply
Retirement Plans:
Living in a quiet cabin in the woods
Politics:
Anarchic
Honesty:
Very
Feelings about using love2meet:
Curious; Optimistic; Jaded