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DeplorableMonkey

50 – Vryheid, KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa

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Online: Tuesday

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About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Vryheid, KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
50
Star Sign:
Libra
Height:
167cm (5' 5.7")
Body Type:
A few extra pounds
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Grey
Eye Colour:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans
Religion:
Christian / Other
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Open to possibilities; Long-term
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Trying to Quit
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Engineering
Income:
Enough

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
40 - 55
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Decidedly important
Ethnicity:
Asian; Coloured; Indian; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Mixed
Home Language:
Afrikaans; English
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Jewish; Christian / Orthodox
Relationship Status:
Single; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily
Smoking:
Occasional; Regular; Trying to Quit; E-cigarette User
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

Christian.

Compassionate, understanding, giving, no baggage, Mensa-intelligent, adventurer, love thoughtful and meaningful conversations, like to travel, spontaneous, honest, caring, loving, affectionate, committed, dedicated, not racist or judgmental, few phobias, straightforward, insightful, private, not complacent, keeps things simple. Love children. Respectful, considerate and even warm toward most people, no matter who they are.

I am not superman - I look ridiculous with underpants on the outside anyway. While happiness and laughter are important, I am not a clown in case you're a member of the "someone to make me laugh" crowd.

Two is company, three's a crowd, mostly.

Looking for a good friend and companion to share and enjoy the rest of my life with.

About His Ideal Match

Good conversationalist, morning-person, honest, uncomplicated, straightforward, reliable, affectionate, caring, loving, not angry, not needy, independent, looked after, humourous, level-headed, willing to take life by the horns. No drama. Seriously, no drama!

What His Friends Say

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Short
Eyesight:
I sometimes wear glasses
Facial Hair:
I have a goatee
Body Hair:
Light
Body Art:
A tattoo or two
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
The heart
Party Behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality Traits:
Easy going; Intelligent; Mild; Quiet; Realistic; Stable
Valued Qualities:
Charity; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Kindness; Mercy; Self-control
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite Clothing:
Shorts & a T-shirt
Favourite Colour:
Green
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
Meeting for coffee; Walking on the beach
Music Preferences:
Blues; Dance / Disco; Gospel / Religious; Rock
Reading:
I love it
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Best-sellers; Crime; Fiction; History; Religious; Science / Technology
TV Habits:
I don't have a TV
TV Shows:
Documentaries; Motoring; Movie Channels; Sport
Movie Frequency:
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online.
Movie Preferences:
Action; Documentary; Drama; Mystery; War; Westerns
Interests:
Auto repair; Computer programming; Gardening; Reading; Surfing the Internet; Woodworking
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the couch
Sports:
Motorsport; Rugby
Food
Cooking:
I cook rather than starve
Food:
Chinese; Fast food; Greek; Indian; Italian; South African; Sushi
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time Online:
I'm on several hours a day
Take Drugs:
Not any more
Family Size:
I don't have any family
Family Closeness:
I don't have any family!
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public
Turn-offs:
Erotica; Sarcasm
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
Get promoted
Religious Attendance:
Once a month
Dream Home:
Cabin in the mountains
Politics:
Conservative
Retirement Plans:
Exploring the 7 Wonders of the World
Feelings about using love2meet:
Curious
Honesty:
Very